Since I don't tell stories much, I'll sum up my adventures with a sentence or two instead.
Josh Sneed sold over 100 t-shirts in South Bend, Indiana.
I met Billy Gibbons of ZZ-Top fame in Houston. He played my harmonica and did a card trick that was truly amazing.
Thanks to Leo and Noel of Houston, TX for the basket of surprises that included an Ant Farm and honey in a plastic bear.
In Athens, Ohio, a student who was part of the commitee that hired me got mad because I was drinking wine off stage during my performance. She's 22, I'm 33.
Norm MacDonald was at the taping of my 1/2 Hour Comedy Central Special. Rumor has it he can imitate me.
I did an interview for a Dallas radio station on "Free Beer Friday". Part of the show was devoted to 4 strippers, all of whom were naked at 8am. My interview went poorly.
My mom and dad joined my tour during the New Year's Eve leg. Lots of steak, booze, and gossiping over my 2 sisters who were NOT there.
The most athletic I've ever been on the road was when I toured with Dave Fulton. Indoor rock climbing, treadmills, and leave-in conditioner were popular diversions.